bitchyafrican:

kay4gayz:

whismical:

i wonder what places i have already visited for the last time

Holy shit

Oh fuck

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senseidezzy:

Thinking about your crush like

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wowbrow:

boosprite:

OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY

so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)

AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???

and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”

it was the most confusing point of my drunk life

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asianellenpage:

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

This is the best brown eyes positivity i’ve seen on this site

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boatporn:

mindbodysea:

tastefullyoffensive:

Clever Boat Names [via]

Previously: Unfortunate Sign Burn Outs

God this makes me cringe

FUCK these are all terrifying. And not at all clever.

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noleave:

priestmahad:

priestmahad:

I think the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me during a sexual situation was when I was giving my first boyfriend a blow job and he was like “yeah take it all choke on it” and i was already at the base of his dick and it wasn’t anywhere near the back of my throat and I like snorted from laughing, I guess he took at as me “choking” and he came and was like “fuuuck that’s so sexy” and I just came up like

 

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aeon-fux:

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spookyoeve:

casey-bumann:

r3xtoration:

just-shower-thoughts:

There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long

This just fucked me up

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Fuck

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